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LIVE 1:1 AI SYSTEMS AUDIT CALL - $7.99

Double your orders in 14 days with no extra ad spend, or your money back.

Book a live call where we check your brand against our 30 AI systems and show you exactly which ones you're missing. Orders not doubled in 14 days, no charge.

45 minutes, liveRecording includedNo access needed

Your orders elevator

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Ground floor, your orders today0$0 /mo · 0.0x ROAS
Next floor, orders doubled0$0 /mo · 0.0x ROAS
Revenue added per month, same ad spend$0 /mo

Doubled orders is our 14-day guarantee target, shown at your current ad spend and order value. Enter your numbers above to see it update live.

That's what we go after together on your Audit Call. Book yours for one payment of $7.99.

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Works for any ecommerce brand, however your traffic gets there

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📊 Why systems are the lever

Brands that scale don't just spend more. They run better systems.

📈
Rebel BroRevenue up 426%
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Rebel Bro
Monthly revenue
$95,299
$501,658
▲ 426%
BeforeAfter
Rebel Bro
$95k to $501k a month
📈
Seremony481 orders, up from 2
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Seremony
Orders
2
481
▲ 240x
BeforeAfter
Seremony
2 orders to 481
📈
Peaky HatRevenue doubled
Peaky Hat logo
Peaky Hat
Monthly revenue
$25,000
$51,000
▲ 2x
BeforeAfter
Peaky Hat
$25k to $51k a month
📈
AspinwallConversion rate doubled
Aspinwall logo
Aspinwall
Conversion rate
0.74%
1.5%
▲ exactly doubled
BeforeAfter
Aspinwall
Conversion rate doubled

Another client went $208k in, $719k out, same products, same ad spend, ROAS 2x to 3.45x. Switch on the systems you're missing and every dollar you already spend on ads works twice as hard.

🔓 3 of the 30

Here are three. The rest are on your call.

The 30 AI systems

3 OF 30 SHOWN

Tap a locked one. The other 27 are on your call.

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SYSTEM 04

Conversion Rate Lift System

Finds where visitors drop off on your website and fixes it, so more of the traffic you already get turns into orders.

🧺
SYSTEM 11

Average Order Builder System

Adds bundles, upsells and add-ons to your website, so every customer spends more per order.

🎥
SYSTEM 23

UGC Creative Engine

Real customer-style video ads made for your brand, so you always have fresh ads ready to test.

🔒 27 more. Find out which ones your brand is missing.
👋 The people behind the numbers

Real founders. Real results.

Every one of them started exactly where you are, traffic coming in, not enough of it turning into orders.

Ross & Ashley, Rebel Bro
Ross & Ashley
Rebel Bro
$95k → $500k
per month
Siobhan, Happy Life Magic
Siobhan
Happy Life Magic
$2k → $170k
per month
Olly, Elysium
Olly
Elysium
$2k → $106k
per month
Alex, Pearled Ivory
Alex
Pearled Ivory
$3k → $100k
per month
Rhys, SeeNoEvil
Rhys
SeeNoEvil
$1.3k → $70k
per month
Luke, Vasteir
Luke
Vasteir
$10k → $50k
per month
Zander, Banana Lagoon
Zander
Banana Lagoon
$5k → $30k
per month
Ryan, Peaky Hat
Ryan
Peaky Hat
2x
monthly orders doubled
🤔 The problem with "just spend more on ads"

What most agencies sell you

More ad spend. More impressions. More clicks. All pointed at a brand that's still missing the systems that turn clicks into orders, so you're paying more for the same results.

What actually doubles orders

The right systems switched on first. The pages where visitors leave get fixed, every customer spends more per order, and fresh UGC ads are always ready to test. Then the ad spend you already have starts doing twice the work.

🎁 What $7.99 gets you

A live audit, built for your brand. Not a generic checklist.

01

Your brand checked against all 30 AI systems

Done live on the call. No logins or access needed before.

02

The missing systems, walked through live

Which ones your brand doesn't have yet, shown on screen and explained as you go.

03

Which to switch on first

The order to add them in, so your orders double before your ad spend has to go up.

04

A prioritised plan + the recording

Ranked by impact, plus a recording of the call so you keep everything, not just what you remember.

⚖️ The difference

Most growth advice is generic. Ours isn't.

Typical growth advice

  • "Spend more" is the only plan
  • Same playbook for every brand
  • Ads run with nothing fixed around them
  • A retainer before you've seen a plan
  • No one to tell you what to do first

The Social Elevator Audit

  • Your brand checked against all 30 AI systems
  • Built around your own orders and ad spend
  • Orders doubled before spend goes up
  • $7.99, one payment, no retainer
  • Walked through live, prioritised, in plain English
🎯 The offer

Double your orders in 14 days with no extra ad spend, or your $7.99 back.

No lock-in. Book your slot, get your live audit, walk away with a plan. If your orders haven't doubled within 14 days, we refund you in full. See exactly how below.

  • 30 AI systems check on your brand$45
  • 45-min live specialist call$120
  • Prioritised plan, what to switch on first$75
  • Call recording to keep$25
  • Total value$265
$7.99

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Pick your slot straight after payment. Most calls booked within 48 hours.

🛡️ Zero risk

You're fully protected

✅

14-Day Results Guarantee

Switch on what we recommend and your orders haven't doubled within 14 days, without raising your ad spend? Full refund, no back and forth.

🛡️

Show-Up Guarantee

If the specialist isn't on the call and ready at the time you booked, you get your $7.99 back on the spot.

🛠️ How it works

From three numbers to a plan, in one sitting.

1

See your numbers, then book

Plug your numbers into the calculator above, then book your Audit Call for $7.99. One payment, no subscription.

2

Pick your slot

Choose a time straight after payment. Most calls are booked within 48 hours.

3

Get your live audit + recording

Go through the 30 AI systems live, see which ones you're missing, and keep the recording to action at your own pace.

❓ Questions

Before you go up a floor

What are the 30 AI systems?

They're everything we use to scale ecommerce brands, across ads, creative, your website and email. On the call we check your brand against all 30 and show you which ones are missing.

What if my orders don't double?

You're covered by the 14-day guarantee. If your orders haven't doubled within 14 days without your ad spend going up, we refund the $7.99. No back and forth.

Why is this on a call instead of a PDF?

Because a static report gets skimmed and shelved. On the call, a specialist walks through your brand on screen, explains why each missing system matters, and answers questions in real time. Then you keep the recording, so nothing's lost.

Do I need to give you access to anything?

No. Everything happens live on the call, so there's nothing to set up beforehand.

Orders doubled adds: $0/mo

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